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Writers Roundup: Porn Stars We Want to Hang Out With

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Dana Vespoli
Dana Vespoli

Sometimes we read something about a star, or we see an incredible feat accomplished in a scene, and we just want to give that star a high-five. Maybe that star thinks our hand-slap is so good, that they invite us over for dinner, introduce us to their friends, and feed us lots of cake and delicious sugary treats. Without the risk of sounding fan-girl-star-crazed, we decided which porn stars we would want to hang out with, and the stars we think would be our BFFs. It wasn’t only us women who wanted to talk about this subject. Our buddy from HotMovies, Victor Vaselino, knew we were planning this post and gave a convincing argument as to why he should be able to talk about his porn BFF. Basically, Victor needed a venue to profess his undying love to a great musician we have already written about on HMFH, so we decided it was relevant, and we were happy to have his input on the subject.

Bridget

If I had to pick any porn star to become BFFs with, it’s a no-brainer. I like to hang out with likeminded people with a good sense of humor, and in the porno realm that equates to none other than Dana DeArmond. I need people in my life that are willing to call me out when I do stupid and/or regrettable stuff, and I know I could count on her to do just that. You’d be hard-pressed to find a porn star that does more shit-talking than Ms. DeArmond, and in such clever ways too. Her scene with Tommy Pistol  in ScrewberX  is a perfect example of how she doesn’t put up with anyone’s crap.

Dana DeArmond Tommy Pistol
Dana DeArmond and Tommy Pistol

 

Waka Flaka Dana DeArmond
Waka Flaka , Dana DeArmond, Bridget’s placeholder

I love Dana’s feisty wit, but what makes her an even more attractive partner-in-crime is that this chick doesn’t give a fuck about anything; she uses her legal name as her porn name! She’s just working in the adult industry and owning her lifestyle, and I respect that a lot. Not only is she hilarious and bold, but she’s gorgeous as well. This all-natural Spiegler girl would be a great wing-woman at a party or charismatic arm-candy for a night on the town. I only imagine the wacky antics we would get up to together. I don’t know exactly what she does outside of fucking on camera, but I’m sure it’s in line with my interests of relaxing and watching trashy TV. I could see us watching KUWTK and making fun of Kris Jenner like the gal pals we were always meant to be!

I would’ve been the perfect addition to this assembly of great minds: just me, Dana DeArmond, and Waka Flocka. Maybe next time.

Andi

Jonni Darkko
Jonni Darkko

I’ve written before about Dee Severe and Jimmy Broadway, owners of Severe Sex, and how I really like the way their titles incorporate BDSM into real-life situations with great narratives. I’m also a huge fan of what Bree Mills and StillsbyAlan are doing over at Girlsway. Pretty much everyone I have written about I am a fan of: Michelle Austin, Buck Angel, and Pink and White Productions are a few people that I feel consistently produce interesting and sexy content. I would love to hang out with these people (and I have with a few), but I would really like to chat with Jonni Darkko to see why he chooses to shoot the content he does.

Jizz My Glasses Jonni DarkkoG for Gianna Jonni Darkko

I mean, Jizz My Glasses is a real title. That title is hysterical to me because I would never think that a movie about ejaculating on people’s glasses would be so popular.  Who knew that many people would want to jizz on eyewear? I wrote about the women of Brown Sugar Fuck Dolls a few months ago, and people went bananas. Of course, the women are beautiful and popular stars, but the response to my posts and tweets was overwhelming. People love Jonni Darkko, and while it isn’t the stuff I would watch to get me in the mood, I am fascinated by how well of a show he puts together. I’ve read that he creates the soundtrack to every film himself, and he has released his own tracks on well-known DJ albums. I love the way he filmed Gianna Michaels in G for Gianna.  Gianna is amazing, but the work they did together was really special. I want to know why he shoots the way he does and what his visual influences are. Seriously, this man is having a great time doing what he loves. I can just see me in Ibiza listening to really loud EDM play to a crowd of hundreds, while we talk about jazz and painting, and photography, and I try to stay awake past midnight for his new track to drop. That’s the life.

Dee Viant

Eric Jover
Eric Jover with Moose and Sylvester

There are so many people in porn who I think are fantastic, and I’ve gotten to meet a variety of people whose work I love. With that in mind, I wanted to focus on those I’ve never met in person, although that doesn’t really make this much easier to answer. However, I’d say that due to the ongoing interactions we’ve had on Twitter regarding kink, cats, and general nerdery, this is tossup between Chrissy Daniels (@Chrissy_Daniels ) and Eric Jover (@ballbusting). I’ve been interacting with both Chrissy and Eric since I started working on just FetishMovies 3.5 years ago, and I would love to finally meet them each in person. I have the utmost respect for anyone who builds their own XXX business, especially when they are involved in every facet of that business, including performing. I need to be around highly intelligent people who work hard, and both of my fantasy porn BFFs fall into that group. They are also both hilarious and have solid and apparent senses of humor.

Also, I’m a total sucker for animals, and will horse around on the floor with any pet that will have me. Chrissy and Eric both post photos of their kitty beasts, and I want to snuggle the hell out of them too. I feel like my orange cat Talk Face has a special bond with Chrissy’s orange buddy Hank. Is this getting weird? I think so. Bottom line: Show me titties and kitties if you want to win me over.

Chrissy Daniels
Chrissy Daniels

 

Suggested Titles:

Lesbian Vampire Seductions and The Farce Awakens

Our MILF/The DILF Lover

Let’s see, I love to laugh and get a kick out of laughing at some of the antics these guys pull both in front of and behind the camera. Don’t judge me too harshly because I’m telling my age, but I think if I had to chose somebody to hang with it would be (drum roll, please) Evan Stone. The man is beyond goofy judging by the many hilarious roles he’s played over the years from caveman, to pirate to a pest control technician who was more interested in boffing the client! Even if it was just shadowing him for a day, I would be content because he’s guaranteed to give you a good laugh!

Kelly and Ryan Madison
Kelly and Ryan Madison

I would also love, love, love to hang out with the dynamic duo Kelly and Ryan Madison. Not only are they just so cute as a couple, I love the way they work and play together (which is not something every couple can do). While they’re known for outrageous sexual acts on screen both amidst themselves and tag-teaming other girls…this pair is undeniably in love, they work as an awesome team together and I would love to pick their brains on how to make these aspects work. Plus while I understand that things appear different when the camera is running – it wouldn’t help to get a few pointers on their uninhibited lifestyle!

Judy Hologram

My porn star BFF is already Abella Danger because one time I tweeted something about how all my best friends are size queens and she was like, “I’m not a size queen, can we still be friends?” I tried to play it cool because this was my first time having a porn star friend, and I think I pulled it off. My Abella Danger friend date would involve reliving my youth while vaping and maybe eating a pizza with Carter Cruise  while we talk about how lit and fiery stuff is. Abella could be my wingwoman and try to pull guys for me, but she’s actually way hotter than me, but I’d be so totally ok with that probably.

Abella Danger
Abella Danger

But for real, Abella is mad cool and has a great head on her shoulders and I’d love to talk dicks with her one day.

If I wanted to hang out with a porn star while wearing my comfy clothes, it would have to be Dana Vespoli. I’ve spent approximately 11 hours of my life watching her Real Sex Diary series, so I know that she’s always down with a quiet dinner and wine at home. She’s a big movie buff, which works its way into her pornos, so I’d love to just kick it on the couch with a cheap bottle of wine, some snacks, and a good flick and pick her brain for an evening.

Dana Vespoli and Chanel Preston
Dana Vespoli and Chanel Preston

 

The Authentic Lesbian

Business Of Women

I would love to hang out with Girlsway genius director Bree Mills and voyeur extraordinaire Shine Louise Houston. What I love most about Bree’s features, particularly The Turning, Project Pandora, and The Business of Women, is the social element of women’s rights and sexual desires that serve as the underlying tone. She’s managed to create a world where every woman is a lesbian (I call that paradise), empowered with the ability to attack social standards and stereotypes, while remaining incredibly sexy and often incorporating a dark and twisted sense of humor. After watching one of her titles you feel like you watched a movie with lots of sex in it instead of a porno flick. You walk away with an extreme satisfaction and a few things to think about. Shine Louise Houston’s Pink And White Productions, specifically the CrashPad Series (I know I rave about them often, but with good reason) is more relatable in the sense that you’re watching two real people have real sex. I’m not even sure there’s any directing involved, that’s how authentic it looks and feels. You hear the playful banter between position changes, and watch the not-so-sexy process that is putting on a strap, and it looks like what happens in your bedroom.

CrashPad 89

The coolest part is that the underlying social aspects are there, but instead of being written into a plot and acted out, they come directly from the performers themselves. The series features a lot of gender queer performers and the sex itself takes on the role of the plot, forcing you to think as they perform acts in ways you may not have encountered previously. For example, some stars prefer to leave their clothes on the entire time making you think about how pleasure is attainable outside of physical contact. Others use various toys and fuck like wild rabbits instead of lightly touching and fondling, forcing you to step outside the societal view of what lesbian/queer sex must look like and account for behaviors you may not have otherwise. The fact that these two creative and extremely influential women have found ways to stimulate mind and body simultaneously makes them my ultimate coffee shop hang out crew! Could you imagine picking their brains over something fancy they sell in a San Fran shop, or brainstorming a collaboration project in the French Quarter? Shit, I’d love to just be in their company when a hot girl walks by! The possibilities are limitless…

Victor Vaselino

My BPSFF (Best Porn Star Friend Forever) is undoubtedly Xander Corvus.  I was assigned to write his bio for HotMovies over a year ago, and after learning about the guy, I couldn’t help but love him.  Everything I learned about the guy made me want to hang out with him, from both of us having a biker father, our mutual love for heavy metal, to the fact that we both have performed in metal bands (Xander is the lead singer for L.A. metal band Circle of Violence.). He’s pretty much just like me, except successful.  And gets laid all the time.  And has a big cock.

We’d be such good friends.

Xandar Corvus HotMoviesForHer
Xander Corvus

My ideal bro-date with Xander would be getting a six pack (each, of course), jamming out to some At the Gates or Carcass, playing a show together (With lights!  And pyro! And he could get on my shoulders while I do a guitar solo-it’d be EPIC ADORBZ), and then picking up some girls and taking them back to my parents’ garage.

(There’s no way to NOT make this sound dorky: I’m pretty much describing high school, only with a famous pornstar playing the role of my former best friend.  Maybe I should just give that guy a call, and hope he forgives me for “The Katrina Incident”.)

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